I usually do my Christmas shopping the night before.
And the only thing open is the All-Night MiniMart.
So I’m standing there going “what would my wife like?
A bag of barbecue bricketts?
~ John O’Farrell Grumpy Old Men at Christmas 2003
Let’s face it we all at one point in the holiday season loathe the shopping! It usually happens to me when I have to buy that gift for someone impossible to shop for. My prince is impossible to shop for, 20 years of scratching my head has resulted in some real duds. In fairness to him, he’s been a really good sport, there was the year I bought the John Deer Clock for his garage, on the hour it chimes with a tractor starting …………. There was the year I bought him the rack to hold his fishing poles and well…………it’s still in the box! Then there was the year I bought him the new frying pan……I know, that’s bad, but he said he wish we had a decent pan to make eggs in…………..We’ve pretty much come to an agreement, he tells me what he wants exactly and I just buy it…….if he doesn’t he gets socks and underwear only under the tree!
But how about those people that have everything, the ones you can’t buy sock & underware for? I came up with a gift idea that is fun and bound to get smiles …………design a gift around a Christmas Carol!
Here’s one I did this year………….Santa Baby…..This was a lot of fun.
- I found a beautiful box with a Christmas tree on it representing ‘under the tree’ & filled the box with parts of the song………
- A matchbox car to represent ‘convertible light blue’

- A box of Choxie Chocolates they have XOXOX on the box to represent ‘boys I haven’t kissed’

- An angel ornament to represent ‘an angel’
- A cut glass ornament to represent ‘decorations from Tiffany’s’
All of these items in the Christmas box sat on top of a larger box filled with a faux chocolate fur throw to represent ’sable under the tree’. The package was topped off with beautiful ribbons and a tag with the words to Santa Baby!
Santa Baby……
Santa baby Slip a sable Under the tree
For me
I’ve been An awful good girl Santa baby
So hurry down The chimney tonight
Santa baby A ‘54 convertible Too, light blue
Well I’ll wait up for you Dear,
santa babySo hurry down
The chimney tonight
YeahThink of all The fun I’ve missed
Think of all the boys I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be Just as good
If you check off My Christmas list
Santa baby I want a yacht And really That’s not a lot
I’ve been an angel All year Santa baby
So hurry down The chimney tonight
Santa, honey
There’s one more thing I really do need
The deedTo a platinum mine Santa honey
So hurry down The chimney tonight
Come and trim My Christmas tree
With some decorations Bought at Tiffany’s
I really do Believe in you
Let’s see If you believe in me
Santa baby Forgot to mention One little thing
A ring
And I don’t mean On the phone Santa baby
So hurry down The chimney tonight

Kinda fun don’t you think? So start to check out the lyrics to some of your favorite songs and design a gift! By the way ……… the prince hasn’t told me what he wants yet. So looks like he’s getting socks and underwear this year………….although I did find a great ‘yes dear’ coffee mug-think he’d like that?